I used to be a huge fan, but Johnny, you are the most over-rated person on the planet at this point. I don’t remember the last time I got excited to see a movie with you in it. You bought into your own hype. Now you’re just the godfather of hipsters. I don’t have a fan card but if I did it’d be on fire right now. For reals.
Now go wash your face and get over your fucking midlife crisis.
You are becoming a douche on every level.